"So I asked, 'Why are we staring? Is something gonna happen? Is it gonna do a trick?' and she replied, 'Yes, it's going to do inertia! Inertia is happening RIGHT NOW!'...but yeah, they wouldn't let me touch the cookie."

~ Fluffè

So, apparently one of my sibs tried to contact Joe T. earlier....

Account as told by Fluffè:

I called Joe on what I assumed was his cell phone. It was answered by an unknown female. She asked, "Yes?" and I asked, "Is Joe there?"

She said, "Yeah, hold on a minute." There was a pause, a certain amount of rustling, and then another, "Yes, what do you need?" from the same, still unidentified woman.

And I said, "Yes, is Joe there?"

I was informed it would be yet another minute. There was another pause, there was more rustling, and then I was hung up on.

I called back and after much ringing got Joe's machine and left a message.

Mom's commentary:

I can't believe he'd want to spend time with a girl rather than hit people with sticks!

Or rather, I can believe it, but he needs to come home and spend time with the boys...

Concern for Joe is at an all-time high.